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ministry of enslavement announces project work to be reduced

The ministry of enslavement (moe) announced that project work (pw) workload is to be reduced. This follows the complaints of many students that the workload of pw is too heavy and what they learn is crap.

A student gave an analogy, "We have to look for shit, pick up it up, process it, put it on paper, and wrap it up in a file to be given to moe to digest!"

Students also laugh at the daft idea of submitting many drafts to their scrutinising tutor (ST) because one of the rules of pw is to show work towards improvement. The ideology? You can't give good shit if you haven't spend enough time churning it.

The most xia-lan part about pw, it seems, is the oral presentation.

Student Boh Tak Chek exclaimed, "Wah lau, at the end of pw, we still have to perform oral to the moe langs you know!"

Oral officials said they love to trap students with rheotorical questions like "why must we be goody goody and not plagarise?".

"The oral performance of students will be gauged on the students' ability to swallow such hard, sticky questions down their throats," an moe ass-essor was quoted saying.

To the students' relief, it is confirmed that filing procedures will be reduced next year. This means that students don't have to spend hours crapping their minutes and evaluations.

"I spend more time bull-shitting on paper than on the toilet bowl," a student moaned.

posted by 23degreecelsius @ 1:55 AM